The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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