Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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