Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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