I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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