I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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