I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I didn't notice because vodka
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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