You're my little dorito
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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