so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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