Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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