508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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