Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
