I think i peed on brittanys purse
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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