Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
