I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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