the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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