we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
do herpes really smell.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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