No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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