We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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