Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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