he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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