I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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