We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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