I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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