How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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