From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I have post one night stand depression
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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