So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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