OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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