Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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