What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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