Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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