I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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