See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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