Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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