We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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