She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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