what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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