They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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