I would go down on you faster than GM stock
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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