I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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I need you to use more vowels.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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