A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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