that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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