maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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