u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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