Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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