Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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