well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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