just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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