this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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