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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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