I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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