i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I just found puke in my bra..
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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