i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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