Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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