some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Princesses don't give blow jobs
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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